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by anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 6:19pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
by Ima_Moronski / 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm / United States / Transportation
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by hopeless / 02/26/2011 at 1:49am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by acab93 / 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
by UghCats / 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Wyoming) / Animals