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mizzdavis

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13274) - you deserved it (54776)

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