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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 418
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Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14017) - you deserved it (56507)

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