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miyaviichan

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miyaviichan

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About miyaviichan : I like video games.

I get on FML everyday, at least twice a day.

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miyaviichan's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28391) - you deserved it (5895)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (6440)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13155) - you deserved it (34490)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11171) - you deserved it (28846)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (3926)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

#18880054
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (2249)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41256) - you deserved it (2499)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (2173)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36651) - you deserved it (5981)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

#18864007
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23250) - you deserved it (5271)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

#18860148
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (2373)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (3367)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32867) - you deserved it (7237)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (3782)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35647) - you deserved it (7386)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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