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miyaviichan

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  • Number of visits : 4962
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About miyaviichan : I like video games.

I get on FML everyday, at least twice a day.

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miyaviichan's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28520) - you deserved it (3058)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12182) - you deserved it (33008)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (5812)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28703) - you deserved it (7948)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29004) - you deserved it (6945)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (9061) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28697) - you deserved it (5568)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

#19032712
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21305) - you deserved it (3887)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (9753)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (3510)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (2739)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18780) - you deserved it (6382)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (4300)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (2239)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25009) - you deserved it (2890)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)



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