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mitchk9696

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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mitchk9696's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML