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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with… Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called… Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact…