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misspeg
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1582
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44843) - you deserved it (2914)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

#6162921
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (3382)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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