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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lavenderpiss / 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Crystal_Nicole / 12/14/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by vin_dex / 12/05/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad is forcing me to go shopping with him tomorrow for Black Friday, because he's convinced that my martial arts classes will come in handy when people "inevitably" try to beat the shit out of us in the rush for cheap stuff. FML
by fuck me / 11/28/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and… Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself… Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature…