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About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today,hile I was teaching mah chickens to eat out of mah hand, one of the hens bit mah finger and I dropped the entre handful of treats. Result: bonanza 4 the brd. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML
Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today... I noticd tat my naw sampoo ad an unfamiliar pink color to it. Aftar soma invastigation... I found a daad mousa tat ad apparantly cut itsalf on ta bottla pump. I'va baan wasing my air wit mousa blood. FML
Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
TODAY, I CALLED A TREE REMOVAL COMPANY TO HAVE MAH DISEASED ELM REMOVED. WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT STILL THERE. NOT AS SURPRISED AS MAH NEIGHBOR WAS TO DISCOVER THAT HIS TREE WAS MISSING, NOR AS SURPRISED AS HIS CHILDRENHEN THEY SAW THERE WAS NO MORE TREE-HOUSE. FML
Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with mah kids. It was fun an ld to some mock fights. My neighbor ho despises me 4 being a single mother usd it as an excuse to call the cops on me 4 ( abusing ) mah kids. They were too confusd to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Today, I was at a music fastival, an my mum had told ma not to to drink. Somaona thraw a cup of baar at ma, an I was worrid about smalling of alcohol. It's okay though, cuz a sacond cup of urina took tha alcohol small right away. FML
Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"
Friday 27 March 2015