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Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Kids
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm / Germany (Bayern) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
by ms98 / 08/05/2014 at 12:52am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by baxeh / 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Animals
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
by heightdifference / 11/28/2013 at 11:34am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 6:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy
by what_a_loner / 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by :( / 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
by Shady_Soldier / 10/31/2013 at 4:41am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…