About missathegirlwond : I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…
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missathegirlwond's favorite FMLs
Today, I took my AP US History exam. For some reason, my school let the school nurse proctor the exam. She read the instructions for the wrong test and told us to seal up our tests, despite having another section left in that book. She wouldn't listen to us when we tried to tell her. FML
by soccerswim20 / 05/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Out of Ice Cream / 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm / United States / Love
by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by pontwa / 08/23/2015 at 9:45am / Australia / Love
by period pains / 08/22/2015 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Health
by KaylaRox1908 / 07/07/2015 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
by wouaf / 05/29/2015 at 12:19am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
by Lisa / 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for a year, and I were moving to another state at the end of the month. I told her in a restaurant, over lunch, where she then just got up and left me there without saying a word. FML
by _RaeRae / 11/18/2014 at 4:26am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by back to cock-hunting / 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML
by misfitunfit / 11/05/2014 at 10:58am / United States / Animals
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
by single pringle / 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
by The Selfie Parent / 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Kids
by EliseV / 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even… Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something… Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking…