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missalyssaxo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About missalyssaxo : I'm really girly and certain people say I'm shy. I love pink things and making people feel guilty. I cry at everything sad and have a great pain tolerance. I don't understand me, and neither will you, so don't take my comments too seriously.

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Visits<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:19am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:36am<b>4WheelBurnout</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:25am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:46pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:20pm<b>furstur</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:06am<b>bekkylove22</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 4:23am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:24pm<b>foomzy</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:49pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Lord_Assassinz</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:10am<b>bigjake</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:28am<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:31am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:48am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:22am<b>fiveforfighting</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:15pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:24pm

Fucked!<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:35am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 4:46am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:15am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:17pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:39pm<b>apgreen69</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 5:57am<b>NebulaNick</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:32am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:35am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:29pm<b>Shayaan</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 6:08am<b>Kejus</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:07pm<b>jfoll25</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:07pm<b>pookie119</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 11:13pm<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:40am<b>WillyWonkaaaa</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 8:33am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 9:34pm

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missalyssaxo's favorite FMLs

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
161 comments

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about is not real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

#21458720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (14458)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by technicallywroteabook (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

#21458464
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21227) - you deserved it (2412)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (47241)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25339) - you deserved it (3216)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

#21429629
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19454) - you deserved it (7512)

On 06/21/2015 at 4:42pm - work - by ihateloopholes (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (2403)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28972) - you deserved it (3027)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (7170)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18798) - you deserved it (55647)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (2671)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

#21361977
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (5372)

On 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch (woman) - United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33408) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3691)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)



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