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misataylor86
  • Town/Country : joplin, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About misataylor86 : Housewife. Glad I married someone who understands my odd since of humor!

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Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/01/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Headache - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33839) - you deserved it (3295)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (5466)

On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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