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  • Number of visits : 2125
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mirthfulMessiahs : Hey, my name's Anna. I'm 15, have rainbow hair, and obsess over Batman and Homestuck. HoNk. :o)

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Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8317) - you deserved it (27598)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16892) - you deserved it (2837)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

#19334531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6047) - you deserved it (27928)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23007) - you deserved it (7341)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

#19286997
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10218) - you deserved it (22204)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

#19247785
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26065) - you deserved it (6131)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
95 comments

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (2085)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML

#19219205
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6226) - you deserved it (21086)

On 03/05/2012 at 4:42am - health - by Nope (woman) - China

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (3388)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18822) - you deserved it (31920)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (3056)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9488) - you deserved it (21203)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24457) - you deserved it (1974)

On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States



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