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minutepoet

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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 973
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About minutepoet : Feel free to message me if you wanna know about me :)

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Visits<b>katebond</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:34am<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:23pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:41pm<b>juststephhere</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:03am<b>crackpotL</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:57pm<b>StormGirl142</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:26pm<b>devi_916</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:46am<b>britzy_03</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:31pm<b>ChristinePi</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:17pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:31pm<b>skymachine</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:41pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:40pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:58am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:14am<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:53pm<b>EmoKami</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:57pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 5:59pm<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:35am

Fucked!<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:12am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:18am<b>dearest_gerr</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 7:04am<b>organizse</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 6:51am<b>khaoticpanda</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 7:17pm<b>GuKu</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 12:18pm<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 5:48am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 6:28am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 1:13am<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 11:17am<b>JoshArson</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:34pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:35am<b>HeWillBeLoved105</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:39pm<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 5:44am<b>Lustig_Junge</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 5:28am<b>JocelynKaulitz</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 11:57am<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 9:03am<b>princessalice123</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 3:13pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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minutepoet's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

#21390441
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (2355)

On 04/09/2015 at 2:25am - misc - by ifeelsoloved (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33912) - you deserved it (3201)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

#21063777
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38940) - you deserved it (4936)

On 02/17/2014 at 9:13pm - misc - by Sarri (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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