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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 2:25am - misc - by ifeelsoloved (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33927) - you deserved it (3202)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 9:13pm - misc - by Sarri (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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