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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML


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On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML


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On 07/21/2015 at 2:15am - love - by UnfortunatelySingle (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 2:25am - misc - by ifeelsoloved (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML


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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 9:13pm - misc - by Sarri (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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