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  • Town/Country : Lexington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28666) - you deserved it (8531)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States



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