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minniemutt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 374
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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minniemutt's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

#20403594
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (5762)

On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

#20199452
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23558) - you deserved it (2408)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

#20172916
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (27563)

On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11626) - you deserved it (34718)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25439) - you deserved it (4363)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (2942)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37980) - you deserved it (10658)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22137) - you deserved it (4195)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (1853)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37994) - you deserved it (2623)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (4854)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

#19083998
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17731) - you deserved it (12789)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (2673)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25168) - you deserved it (4635)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28172) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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