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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (11544)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68638) - you deserved it (6296)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (43772)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41074) - you deserved it (4072)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

#14325141
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42477) - you deserved it (3448)

On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

#14298065
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11404) - you deserved it (48579)

On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

#14244528
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (6101)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (10107)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (6417)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63344) - you deserved it (9279)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41123) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

#13777099
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9448) - you deserved it (33513)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34204) - you deserved it (5638)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33537) - you deserved it (7185)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13631) - you deserved it (117523)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)



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