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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53467) - you deserved it (3892)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57478) - you deserved it (2869)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41909) - you deserved it (4033)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30026) - you deserved it (4162)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58285) - you deserved it (9724)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (2447)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (4828)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

#16395654
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (5911)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15808) - you deserved it (48421)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11966) - you deserved it (50314)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52365) - you deserved it (8324)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

#15804497
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34633) - you deserved it (4244)

On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39646) - you deserved it (21483)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12689) - you deserved it (39242)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33655) - you deserved it (3298)

On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -



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