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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML


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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03pm - money - by an idiot (man) - Australia

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML


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On 01/31/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by papersofdivorce (man) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML


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On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML


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On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML


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On 12/16/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML


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On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML


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On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

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