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  • Number of visits : 439
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:23pm<b>evank98</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 6:52am<b>Tenker</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:24pm<b>MaDCrackeT</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:49pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 5:13pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 3:45pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 3:00pm<b>hockey_kid23</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:52pm<b>Apretendbiscuit</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:38pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:34pm<b>xzanex</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:20pm<b>ksbrdkntr</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:53am<b>Ev3d11</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:51am<b>LAW2896</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:41pm<b>TheDvsOne</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:46am<b>johndog699</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 3:05pm<b>epic174</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 11:10pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:12pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 9:45pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 7:34pm

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minarae's favorite FMLs

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

by cjd / 03/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada (Quebec) / Health

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

by Nicole / 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

by nacho / 01/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2009 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

by Daniel_rules / 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

by lamponau / 11/09/2008 at 6:26am / Kids