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mimi_tenten
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1705
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mimi_tenten : Just an average girl from a tropical country.

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Visits<b>tbrill</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 2:12am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:19pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:28pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:37am<b>vaas90</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:37am<b>benjamins39</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 11:45pm<b>YourGrammarSucks</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:58am<b>MorlockWarlock</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:17pm<b>cohofourtyfour</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:28am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:09am<b>Fgjvshnb</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 1:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 9:36am<b>zefronke8</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:22pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 12:43am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:35am<b>v4valour</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:55am<b>jazzthespaz101</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 6:00pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 12:56am

Fucked!<b>tbrill</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 8:12am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:56am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:05am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:28pm<b>cornyrob</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 3:51pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 5:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 11:01pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 8:55pm<b>csjc</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 4:05pm<b>RA91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:44pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:19pm<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:53pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 5:45pm<b>ncbb5</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 7:48pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 8:18pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:53pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:04pm<b>cpmagma</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 9:52am

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mimi_tenten's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

by thegirlwiththedumbassbf / 03/23/2016 at 6:58pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending 2 hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love

Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML

by UnicornWaffles / 03/16/2016 at 1:23pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Intimacy

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Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

by CROCKIN5150 / 03/14/2016 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

by marriedbutlonely / 02/14/2016 at 9:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four kids broke up with me, saying he slept with another girl but not to worry, he thought about me the whole time and still wants to marry me one day, it turns out he's moved to another state. FML

by nunyabiz112 / 02/09/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Florida) / Love

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Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

by notagoodtime / 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

by itsjustemcee / 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm / United States / Love

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous