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Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML
by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML
by theaaxis / 11/26/2014 at 4:43pm / United States / Money
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML
by anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 9:47am / Austria (Wien) / Transportation
Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML
by thebrokentardis / 09/22/2014 at 2:45am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by devdevdev / 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by AGB10 / 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/19/2014 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by PokeWife / 02/06/2013 at 8:38am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, the guy I've been with for 4 years chose hard drugs over me and our daughter. Happy birthday… Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling… Today, My friend came into class and randomly decided to bite me hard enough to leave a bite marks…