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mikeloyst
  • Town/Country : Barrie, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5003
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mikeloyst : I love my life. But its fucked.

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Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12663) - you deserved it (93577)

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