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mikelang3lo
  • Town/Country : Boise, ID
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mikelang3lo : I'm me, I like to hang out and explore, very adventurous and obnoxious. :o)

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Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (2305)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19698) - you deserved it (27943)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)



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