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miichiii

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 596
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You can send me a message if you want! - SNAPCHAT: mike_aut

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Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43304) - you deserved it (16994)

On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

#19990341
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21835) - you deserved it (2933)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:11am - kids - by ellieowenie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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72 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48393) - you deserved it (5579)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

#15143494
131 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9751) - you deserved it (24088)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44524) - you deserved it (1977)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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161 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States



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