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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 996
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About miiapaige : hiya c: it would really make my day for someone to drop by and chat. also here's stuff about me:

•I'm mia. (like mama mia)
•hit me up. Ask for kik
•Brazilian & other stuff.
•I'm 5'11".
•beards & tattoos are amazing.
•Hockey is fab.
•I like talking to people I guess.

also! case you were wondering..
Tumblr: party-with-jews
Twitter: @m_paege
Instagram: _mmma
Snapchat: mia.paege

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miiapaige's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML


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On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while getting ready to welcome my first child into the world, my father in law decided to "help out" and threw out a bunch of papers I needed. Like my child's application for a health card, social insurance number, and my birth plan, as well as instructions from my doctor. FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 11:21am - misc - by momma - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48305) - you deserved it (5365)

On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML


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On 12/09/2010 at 8:59pm - misc - by kayin - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:09pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)

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