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mightybrit
  • Town/Country : Orange county, United states of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mightybrit : I am mightybrit!
I try to live life to the fullest.
I am on this site just for kicks, and to have a good laugh :)
I am down to earth and love to voice my opinions.
Get to know me I'm pretty awesome :)

Oh and can I own your left titty ;) haha??

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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35971) - you deserved it (3779) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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