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miggles

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  • Number of visits : 4124
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About miggles : hi there ☺ im just your average commenter.

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Visits<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:12am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 12:50am<b>OceanBeatz</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:26pm<b>Scrambled</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:12pm<b>milo_fml</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 10:09pm<b>puppylvr01</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 7:59pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 1:05am<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 1:20pm<b>Mynameislinh</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 1:49am<b>htownpostman</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 12:40am<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 1:18pm<b>Wabbajack789</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 8:05pm<b>Lilly2shoes</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 9:43am<b>CrikOgresmasher</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 4:03am<b>Bliepje</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 4:47am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 4:59pm<b>behindthesofa</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 4:58am<b>SarMarJo</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 12:04pm

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miggles's favorite FMLs

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

by zacharynedley / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

by Anonymous / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 5:41am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used my phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that my phone had autocorrected the number. FML

by fuckshit / 11/04/2014 at 9:01am / Geek

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

by hardwarekit / 10/31/2014 at 10:27am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML

by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 3:25am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML

by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

by angry girlfriend / 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

by up to no-good... / 08/22/2014 at 12:09am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

by sonofaneuroticwench / 08/20/2014 at 4:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health

Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML

by morgie96 / 08/19/2014 at 12:11am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

by Stellarum / 08/18/2014 at 11:13am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Kids