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by zacharynedley / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 5:41am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by hardwarekit / 10/31/2014 at 10:27am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 3:25am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by angry girlfriend / 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
by up to no-good... / 08/22/2014 at 12:09am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
by sonofaneuroticwench / 08/20/2014 at 4:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML
by morgie96 / 08/19/2014 at 12:11am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Stellarum / 08/18/2014 at 11:13am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's… Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on… Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize…