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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:43am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML
by magzulism / 01/13/2012 at 10:30am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought… Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and… Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…