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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1635
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mieks : hi!

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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:43am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love