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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:43am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML
by magzulism / 01/13/2012 at 10:30am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
- Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…