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About midwestgirl89 : Fun loving, hard working, California girl now in the Midwest

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML


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