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by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
by Gemma / 11/03/2010 at 7:23am / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by pathetic / 08/20/2010 at 5:51am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
by Indigo_Kitten / 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/28/2010 at 7:20am / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
by justgreatgirl / 06/11/2010 at 7:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
by exposed / 03/15/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
by ohemgee23 / 02/19/2010 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
by fannylover / 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
by tattooooooface / 01/28/2010 at 8:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
by Glutton / 01/27/2010 at 8:29pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous