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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1024
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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midnightm16's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

#14251637
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Dopeboyfresh71 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

#14107891
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6196) - you deserved it (35919)

On 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

#14093222
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (8887)

On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41751) - you deserved it (8293)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (56455)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML

#13397111
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (3332)

On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (27256)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10793) - you deserved it (58925)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (17859)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23090) - you deserved it (29340)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (117461)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

#11131141
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31334) - you deserved it (12720)

On 06/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by justgreatgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14949) - you deserved it (33034)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

#8430950
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (19419)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

#8410028
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32744) - you deserved it (2791)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)



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