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Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6266) - you deserved it (46456)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (3283)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33700) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28074) - you deserved it (3465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31695) - you deserved it (55487)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

#18734137
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26930) - you deserved it (4526)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:07am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

#18167673
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16054) - you deserved it (35937)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML

#18126766
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34710) - you deserved it (2367)

On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30350) - you deserved it (49394)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16445) - you deserved it (43680)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (5409)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (4762)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14325) - you deserved it (49345)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29247) - you deserved it (5530)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -



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