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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1499
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 10:24pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:36pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 9:02pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:20pm<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 2:13pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 7:40am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:11am<b>fastman19</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 2:01pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 3:04am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:21pm<b>frnk</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 6:49pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 8:44pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:58pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:26am<b>nicholas_s25</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 10:32pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:04pm

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midnightm16's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 3:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 6:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm / Egypt / Kids

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac and would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" and that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:02am / Norway / Health

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

by Amanda / 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm / United States / Love

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

by TheTruthofWomen / 11/04/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML

by katt_is_here / 10/06/2013 at 1:51am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

by Ggirl / 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy