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Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

#1964368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38039) - you deserved it (4424)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

#1885333
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (75028)

On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

#1475224
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62776) - you deserved it (4266)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55182) - you deserved it (10542)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

#1289647
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42821) - you deserved it (35432)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15772) - you deserved it (117720)

On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (421980) - you deserved it (67481)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

#755520
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (90932)

On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18383) - you deserved it (191747)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

#249952
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47035) - you deserved it (8384)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

#214067
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55876) - you deserved it (7450)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (77150)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

#196534
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45699) - you deserved it (16629)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

#182768
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78156) - you deserved it (7936)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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