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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

#20963971
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (66821)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47079) - you deserved it (4866)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22796) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States



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