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  • Number of visits : 1814
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About michelleJ11 : I'm always looking forward to talking to new people, so don't hesitate to message me :) My picture is of Roberto Luongo; my idol & one of the best goaltenders in the world. I'm a giant Canucks fan, I have been for as long as I can remember. :) While looking though my profile, ignore the number of FML's I've posted. :s

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Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45822) - you deserved it (8881)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . At The Bank Where I Work.. . I Escorted A Very Short Woman To Her Safe Deposit Box In The Vault . I Left Her Alone.. . Knowing She Could Use The Phone To Call The Reception When She Was Ready To Leave . We Later Realised The Phone Was Too High Fir Her To Reach . If Glares Could Kill . FML

#21057082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (6694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

today I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me 4 Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail 4 a DUI an battery. Thank u to my cocklick of an aunt 4 taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar an pressuring her into relapse. FML

#21003791
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45729) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53205) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up... only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#20943386
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67687) - you deserved it (4682)

On 11/03/2013 at 2:21am - love - by StrandedWhale (woman) - United Kingdom

Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML

#20941322
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (3895)

On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87074) - you deserved it (6211)

On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3380)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML

#20932505
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56224) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML

#20926435
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (3280)

On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

#20917263
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46252) - you deserved it (10574)

On 10/12/2013 at 3:23am - love - by angryinlaws (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (88151)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (88151)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52612) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States



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