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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1533
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About micha090 : I am a litigating lawyer who is also a huge fan of Al pacino, Robert De Niro, Elvis Presley and the beatles. I love travelling and passionate about organic farming. That's about it :-)

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Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML


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On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML


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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML


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On 01/10/2014 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML


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On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 12:17am - misc - by claubea11 - Puerto Rico

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today, my mother gave me a Christmas present for the first time in 15 years: a dog. Her 16-year-old, untrained, mean dog who wears diapers. FML

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML


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On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

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