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About micha090 : I am a litigating lawyer who is also a huge fan of Al pacino, Robert De Niro, Elvis Presley and the beatles. I love travelling and passionate about organic farming. That's about it :-)
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Today.!! !! I was treating a patient at the hospitalhere I'm a dentist !! This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf !! After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit !! He got up.!! !! steadied himself.!! !! and spat straight in my face !! FML
Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML
I asked my boss 4 a few days off next week , because my grandmother passed away yesterday an I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead , you're not. You want time off , then quit." FML
Today , I saw a kid getting bullied; a grl was hitting him in the head!! After having an inner struggle with wat to do , I tried to stop them!! Both kids then turned on me , and called me a "hippo"!! FML
Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML
Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015