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About mgrazi99 : Biochemical student and D1 tennis player. I tend to be a lurker on the site but that's okay because most people are. Probably won't answer a private message just because I won't, unless maybe you try to talk about one of my favorite shows. I'm a sucker for Netflix that way.
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Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML
Friday 22 May 2015