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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 257530
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mf : She jumped up outta the car,
She pulled her hair down her eye...

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Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (68769)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
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I agree, your life sucks (48379) - you deserved it (9820)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today I ate at a friend's ouse. Her 5-year-old son wo was at te table wit us lookd at me and said quietly "You're ugly." My friend told im off causing im to cry and sout "But se isn't pretty!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51688) - you deserved it (4439)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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