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yesterday a man with a clipboard cummed up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

#20095768
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15880) - you deserved it (3074)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MY DOG FARTD SO LOUD IN HIS SLEEP THAT HE SCARD HIMSELF AN WOKE UP BARKING. THIS AFTERNOON I ACHIEVD THE SAME FEAT. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20367) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

Today, I got looool mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. mega FML

#19434352
224 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Lerenedhy The Phrase "seafood Taco Salad" Terrifies Everyone In The School's Cafeteria . What Happend To Me After Eating It Made Saw III Look Lyk A Disney Movie . Mega FML

#19352692
130 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
180 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I am sitting at ome... alone... playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to ang out tonigt. FML

#17211324
217 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

I Threw Myself A Surprise Party. FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I was fird from mah job !! Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home !! FML

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today , boyfriend got a new rifle. He forcd me to watch him stripping it , oiling it , and sliding thing into its barrel. We then watchd 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endurd 4 hours of gun porn. FML

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132 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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