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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1999 (15 years)
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About merp_its_derp : pizza 🍕 is life! and so is anime... and bands 🙈 im not fat im just a chubby gummy bear 🐻 Junior at MHS! lets go titans!! yes i can be ghetto or extremely shy but that's who i am but it also depends on who you are cx ok bye now c:

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