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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1999 (16 years)
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About merp_its_derp : pizza 🍕 is life! and so is anime... and bands 🙈 im not fat im just a chubby gummy bear 🐻 Junior at MHS! lets go titans!! ok bye now c:

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Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23371) - you deserved it (5623)

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