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Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML


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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML


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