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merby_derp's favorite FMLs
Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by disataerkatie / 07/15/2013 at 6:30am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by bestiality, not even once / 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm / Ireland (Waterford) / Intimacy
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