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meow_jess

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About meow_jess : Meow :3

"Evil's not born, it's made"

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meow_jess's favorite FMLs

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (6691)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (39794)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Christmasloverandstuff - United States



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