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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38679) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I received a package in te mail !! It was a workout and weigt-loss plan tat I ordered last week !! I finised an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read te guidelines !! mega FML

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (8721)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (9044)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

today I went on my frst date in 8 years!! While we were looking at the menu , the guy said: "So if your vegetarian , why're u so fat?" FML

#21241880
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42557) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44762) - you deserved it (16595)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY... I WENT CAMPING WITH HUSBAND NOT TOO FAR FROM OUR HOUSE. WE GOT OUR TENT PITCHD UP... STOVE READY AND ROLL-OUT BD OUT. HE THEN SAID... "I'M JUST GONNA GO FIR A WALK." IT HAD BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE I DECIDD TO GO FIND HIM. HE HAD WALKD HOME TO PLAY COD. FML

#21239602
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45621) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

yesterday a few minutes after giving brth to our fourth child, mah wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if looool u ever put me through that again I'll rip yur balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42566) - you deserved it (13817)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

I began to sign "I love you" to ma boyfriend from acros te room. I ended up just poking myself in te eye. FML

#21238728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32826) - you deserved it (8018)

On 08/16/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Hopeless romantic (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.

#21238375
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44523) - you deserved it (4596)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years cummd to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal!! Too bad it endd with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins . I'm a little overwieght, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them . FML

#21233183
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40266) - you deserved it (3862)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)



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