About megstiel : I'm jamie, and I'm not very good at making bios, because I'm not too sure where the line in between not enough information and too much information lies. I'm pretty challenged in the realm of sports, so I stick to drama, choir, and literature. Just ask me anything! I'm a pretty open person.
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by disturbed / 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm / Ireland / Animals
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
by get a grip, son / 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2014 at 3:23pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Work
Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML
by yes, yes it does :( / 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm / United States / Work
by Ticklish / 04/13/2014 at 5:33am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML
by Max / 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
by scheisse / 07/14/2013 at 5:25pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Miscellaneous
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
by mcds2 / 03/18/2013 at 4:28am / United States / Love
by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm / United States (Delaware) / Geek
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
by l0stnwundrland / 01/24/2011 at 3:01am / United States / Health
by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love