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meggieeeee92

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meggieeeee92

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 941
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About meggieeeee92 : I'm Megan
I'm 22
Send me a message if you're brave enough ;)

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Visits<b>last_kings84</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 2:38pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:16pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:06am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:20am<b>Matthew86</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:34am<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:50am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:20am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:28pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:44pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:04pm<b>BCguy3</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:45pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Jaycewilson1029</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:02pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:39pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:33pm<b>leopardwilliam</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:07pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:50pm<b>sammcphee68</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:31pm

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meggieeeee92's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24427) - you deserved it (4490)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35580) - you deserved it (3144)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346) - you deserved it (48755)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (2661)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

#21327640
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (4513)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:08am - misc - by driverboy - United States

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55179) - you deserved it (22942)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

#21151109
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46231) - you deserved it (32897)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

#21122058
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (7230)

On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

#21058081
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47745) - you deserved it (4143)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

#21056297
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37856) - you deserved it (19567)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45583) - you deserved it (6961)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67452) - you deserved it (5604)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML



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