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megank12
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About megank12 : Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.

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Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58146) - you deserved it (3048)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:23pm - health - by whatthehell (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over I walked around cleaning up the trash, when I saw a card sitting on the table with a note to my mom saying "better luck with this one." At the moment I am an only child, and the card was signed from my grandmother. FML

#889248
97 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 5:44pm - kids - by Tim (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

#703894
312 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
518 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML

#2492
40 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
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On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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